Saturday, May 25, 2019

Snarky email that will never be sent

Incoming message:
My [offspring] is interested in taking your summer Calculus I course at [public institution] to transfer the credit to their home [private institution]. The transfer credit evaluation process is apparently quite strict.
Perhaps you could coordinate the syllabus for your course to the one from [private institution] so there won't be such problems in the future.
Regards,
[parent email address indicating a job at the Federal Reserve Bank]

Outgoing imaginary message:
Thank you for your suggestion. I will pass it on to the department chair.
On a side note, I see that you work at the Fed. I have a friend who is very outspoken with views on monetary policy. May I give him your email address so he might share his ideas with you?
Sincerely,